“Bob’s big arms were closed around to hold me inside, and I was squeezed in the dark between Bob’s new sweating tits that hang enormous, the way we think of God’s as big.”
my sister is still in high school so im helping her study cause high school fucking sucks balls and i laugh at her cause i get to wake up at 10 everyday
i used to be lovedrunk but now i sTILL FUCKING AM OMG I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THIS BOY.
Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.
*best
npr:
Gone, poof! Like a puff of smoke. — tanya b.
The wooden cigarette, painted to look real, with a Marlboro label around the filter, was in its previous life a telephone pole that weighs 150 pounds. Jeannie and her husband had secured the cigarette onto their lawn with heavy brackets and cement.
(via A 10-foot long cigarette is missing from Silver Spring yard - Rosenwald, Md. - The Washington Post)
